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      Saturday January 4th Uncle Eddy's Special CHOC Lasagna Benefit Performance! in Mission Viejo


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      January 4, 2020

      Saturday   6:00 PM

      24932 Veterans Way
      Mission Viejo, California

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      Saturday January 4th Uncle Eddy's Special CHOC Lasagna Benefit Performance!

      Hey, It's a Play Where's Youse Eats Lasagna with Proceeds Benefiting CHOC Children's Hospital. Capiche? Join Uncle Eddy and Grandpa Carlo on Christmas Eve where's everything's fine--until The Aunts show's up. . . FAQs When do the doors open? 5:00 pm--curtain's at 6:00 pm (curtain’s show biz talk’s for when’s it starts). Get there's early's so's youse can have a glass of wine (or two). That's way's youse gonna enjoy the show's better's and we's won't have to give's youse your's money's back (not that we would's}. What's do I wear? (Uncle Eddy's is very popular with girl peeps--this is their #1 question) It's Christmas in Brooklyn--WEAR'S RED! Whatsamattayouse? When do we eat's? (this is for youse that's just coming for the Lasagna) About 7:30 so if youse got some's disease like tapeworms or somethin maybe's youse should bring a sandwuch and bother all the peeps around's youse. Can we buy wine and soft drinks there (this is the #1 question from all youse wino's) Of course! Youse even get's a free Uncle Eddy's cup (it's plastic--youse gotta problem?) Can we’s bring our own wine in case we's don’t wants youse cheap wine & plastic cup? Hey’s whose youse calling cheap? YES, youse can bring youse own wine, but we'd appreciate a donation for CHOC in the tip jar at the wine bar (bring youse own opener, too—unless youse wine comes in a box. Capiche?)  Can we’s run up a big bar tab & put on our credit card? Youse think Uncle Eddy’s a bank or somethin’?  Youse need’s $CASH$ (youse know’s, like the stuff Uncle Eddy launders--). If youse got no green like Uncle Sal, we can take your credit card if we can figure out this Square's thing.   What if all the Presale Cheapskate Tickets are sold out? Stop youse bellyaching--nothings forever, not even Lasagna Can we all sit's together? Unless youse gonna make trouble like talkin' or throwin' stuffs, YES. If youse got 10 friends, family or enemies youse can reserve a whole table. Please email me at jeffdarcy@icloud.com Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event? If youse over 100 like Grandpa Carlo' youse better bring's youse smelling salts. If youse under 18, Mama better decide because theres like, youse know's--a few bad words. The Uncles have been warned, but, hey--they's Italians. . What are my transportation/parking options for getting to and from the event? Plenty of parking unless we's Get Really Popular and thens youse be lucky to get in. What can I bring into the event? A few suggestions would be youse sense of humor, youse St. Christopher's Medal, youse Rosary, and maybe's Youse Priest. How come's there's no refunds? We’s already got’s youse money— why would we’s give it back? How can I contact the organizer with any questions? info@jerseyboys.com Do I have to bring my printed ticket to the event? Yes, bring the email ticket you'll get when you order tickets. If youse gots one of those fancy smartphones we can scan youse barcode if we's can figure it out. If not, youse can Hear Some of The Show Outsides. Can I update my registration information? Sure. You mean's like if youse in the witness protection program likes Uncle Gio and have to be's like, youse know's--someone's else? Is my registration fee or ticket transferrable? It's youse ticket--we's don't cares who youse give it toos. Maybe youse behind on youse alimony and have to give it to youse ex-wife like Uncle Eddy. Is it ok if the name on my ticket or registration doesn't match the person who attends? None of Uncle Eddy's identifications match so's youse gonna be's ok.

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